I'm a narcissist with an ambien dependency, and this pile of garbage is exactly what it looks like. Wanna date?

 

Other things Leslie Knope is “pro-“

  • Find Gabe the Toucan
  • Free trade with Illinois
  • Legalize Korean
  • Regulate heights of trampolines
  • Memorial for those lost in the trampoline “incident”
  • Shutting down the Child Left Behind program
  • One school for every student
  • More parades
  • No turtles as pets
  • Rickshaw Wednesdays
  • Making it illegal to refuse a hug
  • Fewer libraries