February 2012
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
ALL OF “MARRIED TO THE EIFFEL TOWER” IS ON YOUTUBE
the interventionist always starts by saying...
and I keep waiting for one of the addicts to get pissed.
“all the people that love me? every single one? and there’s only five? fuck this. call me when every seat in this room is full.”
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Indigo children are born onto the Indigo Soul Ray... →
The Crystal Children began to appear on the planet from about 2000, although some date them slightly earlier. These are extremely powerful children, whose main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution, and reveal to us our inner power and divinity. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the” Law of One” or Unity...
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The thing about the pre-intervention gatherings of...
Everyone you know is in the same room specifically for the purpose of talking about all your faults, and they’re videotaping it so they can show it to the public later.
Fast food chains I refuse to believe are real...
Del Taco
Taco John’s
Erbert & Gerbert’s (I ate lunch there today and I still refuse to believe it’s real)
"No one was I in classes with was killed, but one...
My Chinese teacher was a graduate student at Peking University in 1989. He heard, on campus, the news that Hu Yaobang students were planning to protest at Tianamen. He was there when martial law was declared in Beijing, and he saw civilians, groups of elderly, camped out on the roads on the borders of the city, refusing to let the military enter to stop the protests. He himself went to protest on...
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Huge litter of puppies chase man. [VIDEO] →
kiwisbored:fuckyeahcuteanimalss:
I WANT ALL OF THEM.
This is amazing. Watch this.
At 24 seconds in, a puppy runs his cut lil’ head straight into a stepstool, and it is the avatar of pure joy.
ACADEMIC PLANNING CYCLONE
I planned my way into being able to finish a major in Chinese, with minors in both Math and Linguistics, and graduate on time with no summers and a minimally light last semester.
SUCK MY DICK, COLLEGE. I CAN DO THAT, OR I CAN DROP THE MINORS AND GRADUATE EARLY, OR I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I’M THE BEST AT PLANNING COURSES AND PARSING REQUIREMENT FORMS.
topclassbitchfromthefuture:
I think mitt romney is autistic
think about it
when they asked him what he liked about michigan he said “the trees are all the right height”
people think he is aloof and uncharismatic because he was an isolated rich kid but I just think he’s an auty
wait did he actually say “the trees are all the right height” ????
An opinion you did not ask for
Nigerian accents are the most fun kinds of accents. They sound like a walking party.
I just accidentally punched a handrail on the bus...
good morning and god bless!!!!!!
I'm starting a website for especially twee...
it’s gonna be called HelloGoggles
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important playlist 4 u →
SONGS 4 A GAY FUNERAL
You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me - Cher
I Was Here - Beyoncé
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"This Woman's Work: Shoe Making and Foot Binding...
What if this semester, I title all my papers after Kate Bush songs?
http://www.nature.com/news/squid-can-fly-to-save-en... →
Squid can propel themselves out of the water. And it saves energy. Which means it could be an evolutionary advantage, which means better flying could be a trait naturally selected for, which means hundreds or thousands of generations from now WE COULD HAE FLYING SQUID, BYE.
For Travelers →
I started a new project today because a week cannot go by without me starting a project.
If I get murdered in a horror-movie-type...
I bought a megabus ticket back to Minneapolis, but instead of a single (double-level) Megabus, two standard coach busses are here and a woman is just yelling at the people waiting that this is the Megabus to Minneapolis, and we are all trusting her, even though she “doesn’t have the paperwork” and so can’t check our reservation numbers.
Places where this bus is probably...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
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75% sure that I just looked at the grindr profile of the guy sitting directly behind me on this bus.
！(◎_◎;)
Bus Ride Strategy
-lose your beard trimmer for a month
-forget to get a haircut
-sit in empty seat for 6-hour bus ride home
-place backpack on seat next to you
-muss up your beard
-smile incessantly
-no one sits next to you
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“The episode was hard to watch—but isn’t that the way it should be? In the...”
– Emily Yoshida’s piece on RHOBH is the best piece of writing on television I’ve read in a while.
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This is a recording of a man speaking Naxalk...
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